She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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