So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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