I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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