I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
my god I love twenty year old dicks
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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