Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
third nipple confirmed
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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