used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
