Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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