Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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