Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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