): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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