I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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