Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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