It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
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i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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