Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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