I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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