Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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