do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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