For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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