Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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