he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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