Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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