No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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