Christians are straight up FREAKS
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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