I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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