it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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