Ikea night.
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So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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