Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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