I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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