About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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