i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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