When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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