You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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