literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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