Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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