How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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