I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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