But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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