This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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