well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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