this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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