Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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