Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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