I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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