he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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