i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
