Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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