but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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