don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
