More tranny stories later!
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
my being single is dangerous.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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