Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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