I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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