i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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