maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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