the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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