Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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