what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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