Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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